1 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:06,297 (female voice): Barney, stop digging under that fence. 2 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:08,425 (laughing): I said stop that! 3 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:10,468 You're not leaving the pen. 4 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,095 (male voice): But I have to. 5 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,597 I'm meeting Mr. Squirrel by the big tree. 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:17,517 Barney, you know I don't like you going into the woods. 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,477 Nothing good ever happens at the big tree. 8 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:22,439 You have to stay in the pen with the rest of us. 9 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,482 That's the way the humans want it. 10 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,276 Oh, Mom! If that were true, 11 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,570 they would have fixed this hole in the fence. 12 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:30,155 MOM: Barney! Where do you think 13 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:31,614 you're going, young man? 14 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:32,824 Get back here! 15 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:35,660 Mr. Squirrel, I'm here. 16 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,537 Mr. Squirrel? 17 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:41,416 Mr. Squirrel, are you playing hide-and-seek? 18 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:45,044 Okay, ready or not, here I come. 19 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:48,673 Oh, what's that? 20 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,468 What? 21 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,720 What's going on? 22 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,104 Mommy! 23 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,861 You okay? 24 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:12,655 (whispering): Yeah, Joe, I'm fine. 25 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,991 (yawns) That was weird. 26 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,952 Hey... 27 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:21,122 It's past midnight. It's officially your birthday. 28 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,833 Hmm, oh, yes. 29 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,336 Be still, my heart. 30 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:29,005 Oh, don't be that way, birthday boy. 31 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:32,634 Come on, you want me to sing you a little song? 32 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:34,344 Want me to light you a birthday candle 33 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,137 so you can make a special wish? 34 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,807 I already made one. 35 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,892 Really? What is it? 36 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:48,024 Come on. Aren't you gonna tell me what it is? 37 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:51,694 No. The longer you keep me awake, 38 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:54,781 the longer it doesn't come true. 39 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,751 BRIDGETTE: Pretty cool, huh? I had to cut out, like, 40 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,587 50 pictures of Dad to do it, but, you know, 41 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,422 I really think he's gonna love it. 42 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:56,217 How often do you get to be the star in your own comic book? 43 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,762 I think it's much cooler than some boring sweater. 44 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,389 For your information, 45 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,975 Dad actually wanted the sweater for his birthday. 46 00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:06,519 Which reminds me, Mom wanted me to give you this, 47 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,687 so you could wrap it before tonight. 48 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,606 It's what she got you to give Dad. 49 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:10,440 Ties are boring. 50 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,109 You're right. Ties are kind of boring. 51 00:03:13,192 --> 00:03:16,237 But not as boring as a sweater. 52 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:17,488 But close. 53 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,240 JOE: Are we all out of tissues? 54 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,742 Uh, yeah, there's a box in here. 55 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,288 Mom had to go in to work early, 56 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,624 so I guess I'm driving you to school. 57 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,792 Actually, no. I'm driving you to work. 58 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,295 Mom promised that I could use her car 59 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,130 to go off campus for lunch today, 60 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:36,007 but since she had to leave early, 61 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:38,760 uh... consider it an early birthday gift. 62 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:40,637 Your very own chauffeur-- I'll drive you 63 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,139 to your office; I'll pick you up when you're done tonight. 64 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:44,766 You can even ride in the backseat. 65 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:45,725 BRIDGETTE: Wait a second. 66 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,977 You know this means that you have to take me 67 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,646 to the comic book store after school, 68 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,481 -right? -Have to? 69 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,483 Come on, it's Wednesday. Mom always takes me 70 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,860 to the comic book store on Wednesday 'cause that's when 71 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,654 all the new comics come out. 72 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,489 Well, can't it wait until tomorrow? 73 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,032 Hey, you wouldn't want me to get there 74 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:03,034 after all the cool stuff is gone, would you? 75 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,619 Yeah, you wouldn't want her to get there 76 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,829 -after all the cool stuff is gone. -Okay. Fine. 77 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,790 We'll go to the comic book store. 78 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:10,875 But if you're not done in 15 minutes, 79 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,669 Marie and I are leaving you there. 80 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,380 I can think of worse places to live. 81 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,800 Sounds like you're driving. 82 00:04:18,882 --> 00:04:20,802 -Yay. -(elevator bell dings) 83 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,523 I'm thinking I'm not the only one 84 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:18,067 the principal wants to see in his office this morning. 85 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,570 -Did you hear that? -Hear what? 86 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:21,863 Never mind. 87 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:26,951 Are either of you familiar with SARC? 88 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,870 Yeah, some kind of animal rights group? 89 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,121 Southwest Animal Rights Coalition. 90 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,539 That girl whose picture you're staring at, 91 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:33,583 she's been working for them since 92 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,585 she graduated college last year. 93 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,128 Her name's Melissa Treynet, and apparently, 94 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:39,672 she was doing some kind of undercover work 95 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,508 at the AgroUnited factory farm on the outskirts of town, 96 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,093 and now she's gone missing. 97 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,055 No one's heard from her for a week. 98 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,932 SARC thinks that AgroUnited found out what Melissa was up to 99 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,268 and that she may be the victim of foul play. 100 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,103 They want to file a missing persons report, 101 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,939 go to the media, talk about what a big, bad company 102 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,066 AgroUnited is. 103 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,609 Meanwhile, AgroUnited is saying 104 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:00,651 if something happened to this girl, 105 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,945 -it has nothing to do with them. -Wait a second. 106 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:06,032 What does this have to do with the district attorney's office? 107 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,617 AgroUnited employs several hundred people, 108 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,910 and at least up until now, 109 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,953 they've always been good corporate citizens. 110 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,289 The mayor called, asked me to get involved 111 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:14,957 in figuring out where this girl is, 112 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,626 what might have happened to her, 113 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:19,587 and maybe help keep all of this out of the papers. 114 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:22,507 To that end, I have the head of SARC 115 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,759 and the farm's manager waiting in the conference room. 116 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:27,512 So... shall we? 117 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,722 Mr. Ruettiger's farm processes pork 118 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:30,848 on a massive scale. 119 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:34,644 Last month, my organization was made aware of rumors 120 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:37,105 that in order to meet their quotas, 121 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:41,192 AgroUnited was circumventing animal cruelty statutes 122 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:42,819 and housing livestock 123 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,488 in unsafe and inhumane conditions. 124 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,657 So, yes, we had Melissa apply for work 125 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,992 in the hope that she would get a job, 126 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,452 and then she could document 127 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,412 whatever infractions took place. 128 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,623 -And did she find anything? -RUETTIGER: No. 129 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:57,166 She didn't find anything. 130 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,960 Would you like to know why? 131 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:01,671 Because there was nothing to find. 132 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:05,341 Our animals are all treated very well. 133 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:09,011 Absolutely everything we do is up to or exceeds the code. 134 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,347 Now... 135 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:15,434 I am very sorry if you and your people 136 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,687 have a problem with me and mine, but you know what? 137 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,189 We're a business. 138 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,525 We provide jobs for hundreds of people. 139 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:28,614 We provide a product that 97% of the country actually wants. 140 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,324 Now, look... 141 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:33,411 I feel... very badly 142 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:35,371 about this young woman, 143 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:37,582 but rest assured, wherever she is-- 144 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:40,710 whatever happened to her-- it had nothing to do with us. 145 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:44,547 I really don't know how you could be so certain. 146 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,507 Just last year, 147 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,510 one of our operatives was caught by his coworkers 148 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,512 while videotaping at a farm, 149 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,806 and they beat him within an inch 150 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,600 -of his life. -That has nothing 151 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,019 to do with me; that has nothing to do with my farm. 152 00:07:58,102 --> 00:07:59,562 So you say. 153 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,857 You know what? I'm done here. 154 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,734 -Mr. Ruettiger, please... -Mr. Devalos, with 155 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:08,321 respect, there is only so much slander I can take in one day. 156 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:10,406 If you want to have your people 157 00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:12,909 visit my farm, if you want to talk to my employees, 158 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,243 you feel free-- 159 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,913 you don't even have to get a warrant-- 160 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:21,751 but I will not sit here and listen to one more word 161 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,669 of this woman's nonsense. 162 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,504 I do not have the time. 163 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:28,382 Some of us actually have to work for a living. 164 00:08:32,636 --> 00:08:34,931 I am inclined to want to call a press conference. 165 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,890 I think it is time 166 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:39,602 to make people aware of Melissa's disappearance, 167 00:08:39,684 --> 00:08:41,938 to make people aware that all is not right 168 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:44,607 with AgroUnited, and that, in fact, 169 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,317 people may be putting their lives in peril 170 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,526 by eating their food. 171 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:50,071 (sighs) Don't you think that's a bit premature, Victoria? 172 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:51,948 For one thing, we can't even be sure 173 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,908 that Melissa was a victim of foul play 174 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:55,701 -at this point. -SCANLON: It's not like 175 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,328 you were paying her a fortune; who's to say 176 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,455 she didn't just meet some guy and take off for parts unknown? 177 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:02,291 ALLISON: If you hold a press conference 178 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,502 and Melissa pops up from out of nowhere the next day, 179 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:07,630 then you and your organization are gonna look awfully foolish. 180 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:08,965 Let us do our work. 181 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,967 Let us go to the farm, talk to the people there. 182 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,969 If we don't come up with some tangible results 183 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:13,970 in a couple of days, 184 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:17,139 then, yeah, by all means, talk to the press. 185 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,809 What do you say, Victoria? 186 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,652 Oh, yeah. Whew! 187 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,654 We're makin' bacon now. 188 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,531 MAN: There you go. 189 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,241 Thank you. 190 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,514 If the Animal Rights Coalition 191 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:00,808 really wanted to get people to stop eating meat, 192 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,518 they should try bottling that smell. 193 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,988 What's going on? What are you looking at? 194 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,699 Hold the jokes. I think I recognize that pig. 195 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,576 Excuse me? 196 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,537 That pig-- I think I know him. 197 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:24,498 SCANLON: So, listen, if I'm sticking 198 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,250 my nose somewhere it doesn't belong, just say so, 199 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:30,212 but am I allowed to ask where and when you first met this pig? 200 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,881 In bed, the other night. 201 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,591 You happy? 202 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,721 Hey. What is he doing? 203 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,681 I don't know. He's your friend. 204 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,895 Hey, I think he's making a break for it. 205 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,229 Come on. What do we do? 206 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,564 Are-Are we supposed to call someone? 207 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,566 I don't know. Who do you call? 208 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,401 I think we should follow him. 209 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,111 If you say so. 210 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,198 Barney! 211 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,575 Oh, he's got a name, and you know what it is. 212 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:01,077 I'm not gonna ask. 213 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,536 Barney! 214 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,748 Hey, Barney! (whistles) 215 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,673 -(sighs) -Okay. 216 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,843 SCANLON: We caught up to him. Now what do we do? 217 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,641 Who picks him up? Who carries him home? 218 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,434 Wait a second. 219 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,686 Lee, I think I know this tree. 220 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,607 Wow, you know the tree; you know the pig. 221 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,110 I'm starting to think you got this whole other life 222 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,653 -you don't tell me about. -Shh, shh. 223 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:53,170 Lee... I think you need to call Forensics. 224 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,672 I don't think 225 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,133 Melissa Treynet is missing. 226 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,093 I think she may be dead. 227 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,428 JOE: Whoa! 228 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,554 Check me out! 229 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,807 I haven't been able to lift a whole car over my head 230 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,308 since, what, college? 231 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,647 -So, you like it? -Oh, my God, I love it, especially that cape. 232 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,649 I think that's a really good look for me. 233 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,651 Almost as good a look as my new sweater. 234 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,194 ALLISON: Well, not so fast. 235 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,489 There's one more present, isn't there, Marie? 236 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,490 JOE: Good! 237 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,825 Come on. 238 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,326 (whispering): Thank you. 239 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,953 (whispering): Hey, what's that? 240 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,330 I thought you gave her the tie to wrap. 241 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,331 I... did. 242 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,667 (laughing): I don't know what's in there. 243 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,961 More birthday presents. 244 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,882 You got Daddy a toy? 245 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,259 Wow, Marie, that really is something. 246 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,635 JOE: Oh, my God, 247 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,680 it's an Exeion! 248 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,891 Tell me you don't remember this from when we were kids. 249 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:50,519 I had one in the first grade. All the kids my age had one. 250 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,897 Come on, Exeion! 251 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,691 -Exeion the Galactic Guardian! -BRIDGETTE: Wait a second. 252 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,985 You had that when you were a kid, right? 253 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,529 So wouldn't that kind of make it an antique? 254 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,532 Ooh. (laughs) 255 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,159 "Antique" is probably pushing it a little bit, 256 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,661 but collectible, yes, absolutely. 257 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,747 I think they stopped making these in, like, the '70s. 258 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,207 Where did you find this? 259 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,335 The comic book store-- Ariel took us after school. 260 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,586 That's funny. 261 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,713 I don't remember seeing you buy anything when we were there. 262 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:20,883 Yeah, me-me, neither. 263 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,718 Wasn't it expensive? 264 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:25,346 No. 265 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,727 Marie, sweetie, how did you pay for this? 266 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,361 MAN: Hey, this is Danny 267 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,446 from Masked Menace Comics and Collectibles. 268 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,031 We're closed right now, 269 00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,242 but please leave a message at the beep. 270 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,576 Excelsior! 271 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:49,870 Hi, Danny. 272 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,039 Uh, my name is Joe Dubois. 273 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,375 My six-year-old was in your store today, 274 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:59,046 and she, uh, unintentionally walked out with an old toy 275 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,090 that you had on display. 276 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,552 Uh, so just in case, uh... you realize you're missing 277 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,678 a certain galactic guardian, 278 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,596 I want you to know that he's safe 279 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,599 and we'll be returning him to you tomorrow. 280 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,476 Uh, and for what it's worth, 281 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,937 I'm-I'm incredibly sorry about this. 282 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,233 My youngest child is a shoplifter. 283 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,943 Happy birthday to me. 284 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,487 Come on, we talked to her. You saw her face. 285 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,155 She knows what she did was wrong. 286 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,825 All she wanted to do was give her daddy something nice 287 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,910 for his birthday. 288 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:34,081 But besides the petty larceny, didn't you have a nice birthday? 289 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,460 What? You didn't have a nice birthday? 290 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,297 -Well... -What? 291 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,466 Every other birthday, you always make the special lamb chops. 292 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,969 Tonight, you made veggie lasagna. 293 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,805 Well... I just thought we could do 294 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,974 with a little less meat around here. 295 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,810 Well, okay, but on my birthday? 296 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,688 They screamed at me. 297 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,692 Who screamed at you? 298 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:02,818 The lamb chops-- 299 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:05,154 when I took them out of the freezer this afternoon, 300 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,655 they screamed at me. 301 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,532 It's a long story. 302 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,451 I'm sure it is. 303 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,832 (sighs): Hello? 304 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:19,293 Sorry to call so late, but I thought you'd want to know. 305 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,629 I got Forensics out here poking around your friend, the tree, 306 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,714 and they did find some blood and bone matter. 307 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,049 They did? 308 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,884 SCANLON: Yeah, but no one on my end's getting terribly excited. 309 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,218 You know, they reminded me 310 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,179 it is next to a farm-- a slaughterhouse-- technically, 311 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,389 so it wouldn't be surprising to find all kinds 312 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,183 of bone and blood in the soil 313 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,851 that isn't necessarily human. 314 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,687 Plus, you got wildlife in the woods. 315 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:42,107 I don't know, Allison. No one's holding out a lot of hope. 316 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,485 They are gonna analyze whatever it is they found? 317 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:45,569 SCANLON: Sure, they are. 318 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,363 Oh, yeah, and, uh, by the way, 319 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,531 uh, your other friend, uh, Porky? 320 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,491 Barney. 321 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,535 Well, he's back in his pen, safe and sound, 322 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,745 probably dreaming of the day 323 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,747 he grows up and becomes a pork chop. 324 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:57,539 That's not funny. 325 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,375 Well, hey, look at the bright side: 326 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,709 for the moment, we have to assume 327 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,544 this girl is still alive and well somewhere. 328 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,881 And you and me, we get to go back to square one. 329 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:08,592 -(squealing) -BARNEY: No, Mom! 330 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,761 No! 331 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:14,056 There, there, son, it's all right. 332 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,684 There's nothing to be upset about. 333 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,685 But, Mother, I don't understand. 334 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,186 What are you doing out there? 335 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,939 Why are you in that cage? 336 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,441 Are the humans taking you somewhere? 337 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,360 Don't be afraid, Barney. 338 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:27,861 It's just my time. 339 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,905 What do you mean, your time? 340 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:32,700 My time-- that's the way life works. 341 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,911 You live, and then the humans take you, and it's over. 342 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,538 Barney, stop looking so sad. 343 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:40,749 You need to be brave. 344 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,710 But I don't want to be brave. 345 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:47,423 I want you here, with me, forever! 346 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,800 Mother, please don't go! 347 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,260 Don't leave me! 348 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,137 I'm afraid, Mother! 349 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,973 I'm afraid! 350 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,435 No! Mom, don't leave! Stop! 351 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,941 Hey, uh... you all right? 352 00:17:06,023 --> 00:17:07,818 Allison, what's wrong? 353 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:11,780 I think I'm supposed to save a pig. 354 00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:20,748 WOMAN: Southwest Animal Rights Coalition. 355 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,085 Mrs. Dubois, welcome. 356 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,462 Ms. Gossett. 357 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,756 Wow, you have quite an operation here. 358 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,798 Yeah, well, thank you. 359 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,467 I'm very proud of it. 360 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,636 Believe it or not, most of this is funded by donations. 361 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,973 A lot of people really believe in what we're trying to do. 362 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,602 So, what brings you by? Some news about Melissa? 363 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,353 No. Sorry. 364 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,481 Soon, I hope. 365 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:49,818 Actually, I was hoping to ask your advice about something. 366 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,945 So you want to save a pig? 367 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,991 (sighs) Not all pigs-- just this one pig. 368 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:59,495 Do you mind if I ask you why? 369 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,121 It's hard to explain. 370 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:05,000 I-I just have this very powerful connection to him. 371 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,670 I know that sounds crazy, right? 372 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,049 I mean, I just feel like I have to get him out of there 373 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,884 before it's too late. 374 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:17,221 What would I even do with him once I got him? 375 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:20,307 I can't just set him loose in my backyard. 376 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,646 I'm sorry. 377 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,481 You know what, you're-you're... 378 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,817 you're busy with a lot of things. 379 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,819 I'm sorry that I bothered you... 380 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,404 You are not bothering me, Mrs. Dubois. 381 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,533 I'm worried about Melissa, but I have a job to do. 382 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:41,662 and nobody would understand that better than her. 383 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,713 You know, if you did get that pig, 384 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,092 I could help you place him in a livestock rescue farm. 385 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,052 They're very humane. 386 00:18:57,135 --> 00:19:00,097 The animals are very well treated. 387 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:04,101 The problem is: how do we get the pig? 388 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,939 You know what I would do if I were you? 389 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,024 I would try to speak a language 390 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,902 that those AgroUnited people understand. 391 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,404 Offer them money. 392 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,030 What do you mean? 393 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,241 Do you think they'd actually sell him to me? 394 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,743 They make a profit on every pig that they slaughter. 395 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,079 I say figure out how much the animal is worth, 396 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,248 and then you just offer a little bit more. 397 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,710 That way, everybody wins. 398 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,629 Hello? 399 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:33,839 Melissa Treynet, our missing girl-- 400 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,924 turns out her passion for lost causes 401 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,135 wasn't limited to the work she did with animals. 402 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,261 What does that mean? 403 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,846 Her boyfriend's a recovering addict. 404 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,807 Did a stint for possession back in '08. 405 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,392 SARC hired him for a couple of months 406 00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,935 after he got out of prison. 407 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,437 That's where he and Melissa met. 408 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,480 Do you think he might have had something to do 409 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,690 with her disappearance? 410 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:52,941 I'm not sure, but he certainly seems 411 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,944 like a good place to start. 412 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,779 You know, I've been clean going on three years. 413 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,823 I just think you should know that. 414 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,909 Okay. I got it. 415 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,952 Now let's talk about your girlfriend. 416 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,454 According to her mother, 417 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,789 you and Melissa hadn't been getting along so well. 418 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,833 No, no, that's not true. 419 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,961 Melissa and I had sort of an on-again/off-again thing. 420 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,255 That's all. Her mom doesn't really get that. 421 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,632 What about lately? 422 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,842 Were you on? Were you off? 423 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,385 Good question. 424 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,013 Have to ask Melissa. 425 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,933 Ever since she started working the night shift at that farm... 426 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:26,934 I don't know. 427 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,645 Can you be on with someone who's never around? 428 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,313 The last time I saw her 429 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,148 was the night before she started there. 430 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,317 Where were you the night she disappeared? 431 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,071 Does anyone even know what night that was? 432 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:42,824 I mean, like I said, once she went undercover at that farm, 433 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,035 I wasn't in regular contact with her. 434 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,620 How about a week ago Tuesday? 435 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,872 She was supposed to have dinner with her mother 436 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,040 and never showed up. 437 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,458 Where were you that night? 438 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,251 Tending bar. 439 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,379 I work at a club downtown. 440 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,506 You're a recovering addict, you work at bar? 441 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,678 Well, how about after work? Where'd you go then? 442 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,846 Home. Bed. 443 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,349 Alone. 444 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,494 Look, I get 445 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,829 why you're asking these questions. 446 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:31,081 I do, and-and I would love to help if I could, 447 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,625 but the truth is, I have no idea where Melissa is. 448 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,377 Who was on that DVD? 449 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,672 She sent you a DVD, didn't she? 450 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,882 She brought a camera into that farm, 451 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,010 looking for evidence of animal abuse. 452 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,220 That was the whole point, wasn't it? 453 00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:47,597 Well, I'm guessing she must have found some. 454 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,100 Why else would she send you that disc? 455 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,937 Okay, here's the thing: 456 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,398 I don't know anything about any DVD, 457 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,400 and I'm sorry, but, like I said, 458 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,069 I haven't heard from Melissa since she started working there. 459 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,738 Now, I would love to help, 460 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,365 but I'm as mystified by all this as you are. 461 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,575 SCANLON: That guy's story 462 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,076 stinks worse than that farm yesterday. 463 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,203 What was that DVD you were asking about? 464 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,997 Just something I saw in there. 465 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,707 Melissa must have sent it to him. 466 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,250 You know, I'm starting to think 467 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,793 that Victoria was right all along. 468 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,795 What if somebody from that farm harmed Melissa 469 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,589 'cause she found something that was incriminating? 470 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,966 Well, okay, let's say she did. 471 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,093 If Shane Carnahan had video like that in his possession, 472 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,887 why wouldn't he just show it to us? 473 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:28,138 He's got to know he's a suspect. 474 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,891 Why not point us in a different direction? 475 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:33,268 Look on the bright side: we got a suspect. 476 00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:35,729 I think we'll have more luck finding Melissa Treynet 477 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,939 if we investigate one guy instead of, you know, 478 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,858 a whole industry. 479 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:47,741 I'm sorry, and I'll never do it again. 480 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:54,623 You know, sir, we have a very strict policy here 481 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,792 in regards to shoplifters. 482 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,127 We let the police handle them. 483 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,423 Sweetie, would you mind just waiting for me 484 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,884 right over there by the door? 485 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,013 Look, she made a mistake. 486 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,641 She apologized; she brought back your merchandise. 487 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:16,978 Don't you think maybe we can leave the police out of this? 488 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,106 I mention she's six? 489 00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:22,651 The Exeion is damaged, sir. 490 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:23,819 Excuse me? 491 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:24,986 This figure. 492 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:28,615 When she took it, it was marked "Very fine condition." 493 00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:30,742 Now I'd barely call it "Good." 494 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,577 The joints are loose now, 495 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:36,498 and there's a small crack on the back of his left leg. 496 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,875 The joints are, what, 35 years old? 497 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:43,547 All I'm saying is, sir, I can't sell this, 498 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,799 not in this condition. 499 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:48,510 Not to any serious collector. 500 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,470 All right, fine, if it'll end this, 501 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:53,181 I'll buy the Exeion, for whatever you say it's worth 502 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,976 -before the joints were loosened. -Fair enough. 503 00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:59,688 You can make that check out for $350. 504 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:03,400 Or... if you'd like, we could just, uh, 505 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:06,862 turn the whole matter over to the authorities. 506 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,032 -(door closes) -ALLISON: Hello? 507 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,160 Yeah, in here. 508 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:16,872 Hey, I thought you were taking that thing back. 509 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,916 Yeah, I tried, but the previous owner wouldn't take it 510 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,210 in its new and not-so-improved condition. 511 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:26,256 I ended up having to cut the guy a check for $350. 512 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:27,966 It was either that 513 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:29,801 or let the police take Marie away in handcuffs. 514 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,928 I'm still not sure I made the right decision. 515 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,638 Yeah, you know, it's a... 516 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:35,056 it's a really good birthday present. 517 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,392 Yeah, it brings back some memories. 518 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:39,686 The only thing missing is the nail polish. 519 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:43,023 -Nail polish? -Yeah, my mom used to write my name in nail polish 520 00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,900 on all my toys so no one could take them 521 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,693 and claim they were theirs. 522 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:47,777 What are you doing? 523 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,905 Just checking to see if you have some nail polish. 524 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:52,032 I wouldn't want someone to take you 525 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:53,074 and say you belonged to them. 526 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,784 -(laughs) -So what kept you? 527 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:56,953 I got your message about missing dinner, 528 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,914 but you didn't say why. 529 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,750 You know that farm I was at yesterday? 530 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,710 The one where that missing girl worked? 531 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:06,046 I went by there tonight after work 532 00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:08,089 to take care of a little personal business. 533 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:13,887 This guy... was only the second most expensive 534 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,056 impulse buy of the day. 535 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:17,474 $500 for a pig?! 536 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:18,934 I know. It's a lot! 537 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,977 I had to get him out of there. 538 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,438 Honey, think about everything that he's been through. 539 00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:25,941 He witnessed a murder. He lost his mother. 540 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:27,484 Allison, he's a pig! 541 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,819 Where is he? He's not in the garage, is he? 542 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,279 Those guys eat anything. 543 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,407 I've got a lot of important stuff out there. 544 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,952 -The backyard? -No, he's with 545 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,411 the animal rights people. 546 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,871 We're working on finding him a permanent home. 547 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,958 Great, $500-- we don't even have anything to show for it. 548 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,126 Okay, now you want him in the garage? 549 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,254 You know, a few months ago, 550 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:48,838 we were shopping for things for the girls 551 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,966 and I saw that necklace in the jewelry store window, 552 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,635 and you said, "Get it. You never get anything for yourself." 553 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,011 So, you got yourself a toy today. 554 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,471 I got myself a pig. 555 00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:57,806 Ain't life great? 556 00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,933 You're right. Use it in good health. 557 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,685 You sure you don't want me to put 558 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:03,895 some nail polish on the little oinker? 559 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,439 You were supposed to get here 20 minutes ago. 560 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:07,816 Look, I don't know what kind of game you're playing, 561 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,901 but I'm ready for you. I'm not going to let you 562 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,695 do to me whatever you did to Melissa. 563 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:14,322 Listen, this is the last message I'm going to leave you. 564 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,449 Get over here with my $50,000 565 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:19,369 or I'm taking her video and putting it up on the Web. 566 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,664 -(rustling) -Who's out there? 567 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,111 Nice. 568 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,374 Well, I can't find any blood. 569 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,084 No spent cartridge. 570 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,547 -(gunshot) -Well, maybe the killer 571 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:15,050 -cleaned up before he left. -Oh, maybe. 572 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:17,927 Look, I know what you saw in your dreams. 573 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,054 I know that you believe 574 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:22,390 that Melissa Treynet and Shane Carnahan were killed, 575 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,434 but at the moment, that's a tough buy, Allison. 576 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:27,187 We don't have any bodies. We don't have any evidence. 577 00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:29,397 If you play this thing strictly by the books, 578 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,691 you kind of have to conclude that we don't have any murders. 579 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,068 Oh, come on, Lee. 580 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,195 We know something's going on at that farm. 581 00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,072 Whatever it is, Melissa taped it 582 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,615 and she's dead now because of it. 583 00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:40,200 And now, so is Shane Carnahan. 584 00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:42,786 Maybe or maybe he's just off getting stoned somewhere. 585 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:45,288 Or maybe, uh, we spooked him yesterday and he took off. 586 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,415 Or maybe he decided he didn't want to be around 587 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:48,917 if we found a way to connect him 588 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,418 to his girlfriend's disappearance. 589 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,963 You got to admit, that's a lot of maybes. 590 00:27:58,134 --> 00:28:00,220 He cleans up pretty good, huh? 591 00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:01,596 There you go, Barney. 592 00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:03,556 -You're hungry. -Barney, huh? 593 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,767 Wow, I didn't realize the fella had a name already. 594 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:07,936 I'll be sure to pass that along to the people 595 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:10,397 from the rescue farm when they come get him. 596 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,940 Speaking of which, 597 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,109 I should get him back to the holding pen. 598 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,444 So he's ready. Let's go. 599 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,488 Barney, let's go. Come on. 600 00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,115 ALLISON: Bye. 601 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,324 Bye, Barney. 602 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,283 WOMAN (on TV): Is this thing on? 603 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,786 Testing, one, two? 604 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:28,206 So, here's the video report you've been waiting for. 605 00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:30,917 Hi, Victoria. This is Melissa. 606 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,421 Thank you for letting me waste the last three weeks of my life. 607 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:37,298 Uh, well, it's March 23, 608 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,634 6:13 in the morning, and I just finished up 609 00:28:39,717 --> 00:28:42,804 my 19th day of employment here, 610 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,807 and I am pleased to report 611 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,143 that all of the rumors of animal cruelty 612 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:50,478 seem to be utterly unfounded. 613 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,481 Are the people who run this place 614 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,109 turning innocent animals into food? 615 00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:57,318 Yes. Of course. 616 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:58,361 But they're doing it in accordance 617 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:01,656 with all of the state's animal cruelty statutes. 618 00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:04,325 So I'm pulling the plug. 619 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:07,328 I'm going in tomorrow and I am quitting. 620 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:09,289 There's just nothing to see here. 621 00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:12,667 VICTORIA: Mrs. Dubois? 622 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:16,838 Was there something about Melissa? 623 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,635 Uh... the-they were just talking about the weather. 624 00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:26,514 But I promise you, as soon as I hear something, 625 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,475 you'll be one of the first people that I call. 626 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,482 Hello. 627 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:37,484 You and me have a problem, sir. 628 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,486 Who is this? 629 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,029 This is Daniel Watson 630 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:44,032 from Masked Menace Comics and Collectibles. 631 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:47,076 -I'm missing my Soltar. -I beg your pardon? 632 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,703 Soltar. 633 00:29:48,786 --> 00:29:51,414 As in Soltar the Cosmic Cavalier. 634 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,375 Blue body armor, about 12 inches high. 635 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,504 He had two big yellow swords and a button on his back 636 00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,422 that made him walk when you pressed it. 637 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,883 Yeah, no. I know what a Soltar is. 638 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,551 I had one when I was a kid. 639 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,512 Yeah? I had one. 640 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,514 Yesterday. 641 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:10,225 In a display case by my front door. 642 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:13,561 Right up until your daughter took it. 643 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,064 Took it? My daughter? 644 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:17,899 Is this some kind of joke? 645 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:21,694 Uh, I'm looking at the security tape right now, sir. 646 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:25,114 I'm watching her put the Soltar 647 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:26,950 into her backpack. 648 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:28,785 You know what? No, that's insane. 649 00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:30,453 I don't know what your problem is. 650 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,080 I don't know what you're trying to pull here, 651 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,498 but my daughter's not going to do that. 652 00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:35,208 She's not going to walk into a store with her father 653 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:36,376 and then apologize for stealing something, 654 00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:37,418 then steal something else. 655 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,379 -I beg to differ. -Well, you beg all you want. 656 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:40,755 It just isn't so. 657 00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:48,763 Uh, I'm going to have to call you back, Dan. 658 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:53,101 Pretty lame, huh? 659 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,103 Where did you get that? 660 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:56,896 I found it in one of Marie's drawers. 661 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,147 You push a button on the back and... 662 00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:00,275 And it walks. 663 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:09,826 Are you coming to bed? 664 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:13,037 She's sorry, you know? 665 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:17,125 For what it's worth, she was going to give you this one, too. 666 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,460 She was just waiting for the right time. 667 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,588 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 668 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:24,465 I think we should take her to a child psychologist. 669 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,801 She's stolen twice in two days. 670 00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:28,928 Are we gonna have to buy this one, too? 671 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,138 Already bought. 672 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:33,850 The comic book guy was kind enough to take my credit card 673 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,101 over the phone this time. 674 00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:37,437 Do I even want to know how much he was? 675 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,481 Well, let's just say between your pig and my toys, 676 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,984 we spent over a thousand bucks this week. 677 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:44,611 Speaking of pigs... 678 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,654 Now that we've adopted the little fella, 679 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,323 how does it work? 680 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,867 Do they send us pictures of him in fancy, new clothes? 681 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:52,660 Does he write us letters? 682 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,495 How do we know that the money that we're sending him is 683 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,748 actually being used to provide a higher quality of slop? 684 00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:58,291 Don't make fun. 685 00:31:58,374 --> 00:31:59,876 I already feel stupid enough. 686 00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:02,211 You know, I-I-I still have no idea 687 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,172 why I was feeling what I was feeling about him. 688 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,341 Why I felt like I needed to save him. 689 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:10,720 But the good news is, whatever it is seems to have passed. 690 00:32:10,803 --> 00:32:12,972 No more weird dreams about him. 691 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,350 No more weird sounds when I see meat. 692 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:16,851 I mean... 693 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:19,395 I even saw those lamb chops in the freezer today. 694 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:20,855 They didn't make a peep. 695 00:32:20,938 --> 00:32:22,065 Well, that's good. 696 00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:23,358 Glad to hear it. 697 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:24,984 Well, how about we have them tomorrow night? 698 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,486 I want to make sure we eat them 699 00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:28,571 before they start talking again. 700 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,703 (sighs) Sorry about that. 701 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,539 It's Melissa Treynet stuff. 702 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:41,501 I got it from her desk at the Animal Rights Coalition. 703 00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:43,044 Her boss let me have it. 704 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,463 I was hoping maybe it would spark something. 705 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:47,256 And did it? 706 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,676 Uh, no. Not really. 707 00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,386 I was so sure 708 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:54,263 all of this had to do with something she saw at the farm. 709 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:56,391 But then today... 710 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,395 Maybe I'm wrong about all of it. 711 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:02,438 Maybe there was no DVD. 712 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:05,274 Maybe there was no murder. 713 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:08,403 Maybe she did run off with her boyfriend to Mexico. 714 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:17,912 You're right, honey. 715 00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:20,415 Maybe I should just go to bed. 716 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,894 You said you wanted to talk? 717 00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:44,355 I just clocked out, 718 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,441 so I need to get back to the locker room to change. 719 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:49,277 If you don't turn in your overalls after your shift, 720 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,487 then the manager docks you. 721 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:54,282 It's your last day on a job 722 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:55,950 you never intended to keep, Melissa. 723 00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:57,493 Do you really care if you get 724 00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:59,454 into a little bit of trouble with your manager, huh? 725 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:05,418 I'm assuming you're here to talk about the DVD I sent you. 726 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:08,504 You know, when you said 727 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,507 you recorded something that you wanted me to see, 728 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,301 I assumed that it was some atrocity 729 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,844 that was being committed right here on this farm. 730 00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:18,473 I never in a million years 731 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:22,351 thought that the star of your little film would be me. 732 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,978 Okay, it's not me. 733 00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:28,315 It's my ledgers, my bank statements. 734 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:31,444 How can you be so smug? 735 00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:35,239 You're stealing money from your own organization, Victoria, 736 00:34:35,322 --> 00:34:38,451 money that people donated because they trusted you. 737 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:39,827 They believed in you. 738 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:42,621 My God, you're young. 739 00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:48,293 Yes. After 23 years 740 00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:51,339 of selfless service, I found it necessary 741 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:53,341 to supplement my meager salary. 742 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,051 You bought homes. 743 00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:57,011 You bought cars. You bought art... 744 00:34:57,094 --> 00:34:59,347 To entertain the people whose generosity 745 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,474 makes the coalition possible. 746 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:08,689 You know, I admired you so much. 747 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:11,859 And I, you. 748 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:17,573 Which is why I want to make you a proposition. 749 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:21,327 I am contemplating retirement and... 750 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:23,871 I was wondering if you would consider 751 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,039 following in my footsteps 752 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,375 and taking over the role as chairwoman. 753 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,379 I'm sorry, Victoria. 754 00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:34,340 I made copies of the DVD and mailed them 755 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:36,592 to several people with instructions 756 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:38,553 to contact the media. 757 00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:44,183 I'm going to go change. 758 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,940 This'll only hurt for a moment. 759 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:07,456 Sir, I-I know you've been in court all day. 760 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,792 -I-I don't mean to ambush you. -Allison, I know what you want, 761 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,460 but I don't have any answers for you. 762 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,421 How can you not have any answers for me? 763 00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:14,755 Don't know what to tell you. 764 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,048 After you called last night, 765 00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:17,592 I had a judge issue a search warrant 766 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,927 for Victoria Gossett's home, car and office. 767 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,555 Last I checked, we turned up absolutely nothing. 768 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:24,432 ALLISON: What about the ledgers? 769 00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:25,725 What about the bank statements? 770 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:27,143 According to our forensic accountant, 771 00:36:27,226 --> 00:36:29,437 if improprieties ever existed, 772 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,606 they've been tended to. 773 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:33,441 All of the coalition books appear to be clean. 774 00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:35,568 I'm telling you, she's a thief. 775 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:37,737 I'm telling you. She is a murderer. 776 00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:39,947 I'm telling you, nothing would give me more pleasure 777 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,407 than to charge her with those crimes. 778 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:43,451 One, both-- I don't care. 779 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,119 But if you're going to file a charge of theft, 780 00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:46,120 something needs to have been stolen. 781 00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:48,080 And if you're going to file a murder charge, 782 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,457 it's nice to have a dead body. 783 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:50,917 Since we presently have neither... 784 00:36:57,506 --> 00:36:59,091 -Okay, night, Bridge. -Night, Daddy. 785 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:00,927 What are you doing? Hmm? 786 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:02,762 It's bedtime. 787 00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:05,139 Hasn't your mommy already been in here 788 00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:06,515 to kiss you good night? 789 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:10,561 I can't sleep, not when you're mad at me. 790 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,648 I'm not mad at you, sweetie. 791 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,025 I'm confused. 792 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:18,861 I know you know the difference between right and wrong. 793 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,947 And I know you know that taking something 794 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,449 that doesn't belong to you isn't right. 795 00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:25,034 So why did you do it? 796 00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:27,161 Why did you do it twice? 797 00:37:27,244 --> 00:37:31,207 I thought it would be okay since they were yours anyways. 798 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,334 What are you talking about? 799 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:35,670 It isn't mine. It belongs to that man. 800 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,213 It belongs at his store. 801 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:39,548 But your name is in them. 802 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:44,845 They told me Grandma did it with red nail polish. 803 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,181 Who told you? 804 00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:48,724 The toys? 805 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,523 What are the odds? 806 00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:58,317 My mom must have gotten rid of these 30 years ago. 807 00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:01,028 Given them to Goodwill or sold them at a tag sale. 808 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,989 I can't even think of how many hands 809 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:06,033 these must've passed through before they got to that shop. 810 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,035 You know, Exeion and Soltar 811 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,371 used to be my main men for a while. 812 00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,581 I mean, we used to do everything together. 813 00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:14,250 See, it turns out Marie gave you 814 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:17,211 -a pretty wonderful birthday present after all. -Yeah. 815 00:38:17,294 --> 00:38:19,630 I guess I should probably cancel her appointment 816 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,841 with the psychiatrist. 817 00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,552 And her reservation at juvenile hall. 818 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,388 What's the matter? 819 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,890 Hmm? Whatever it is, you want me to get 820 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,726 my main men involved? 821 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:35,229 Soltar is a robot designed to solve cosmic mysteries. 822 00:38:35,312 --> 00:38:39,233 And Exeion is a mutant bounty hunter. 823 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:43,529 So, whatever your problem is, between the two of them... 824 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,118 Oh, thanks. 825 00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:50,745 I'm just frustrated. 826 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:53,289 You know that old expression "getting away with murder"? 827 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:56,709 I used to think it was just that-- an expression. 828 00:38:56,792 --> 00:38:59,795 Turns out there's a lot of truth to it. 829 00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:12,349 ♪ ♪ 830 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:29,241 That's right. 831 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:31,494 It's feeding time. 832 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,479 VICTORIA: I don't understand. 833 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:01,107 How could I possibly be under arrest 834 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:03,150 for the murder of Melissa Treynet 835 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:06,821 when no one is even certain that she's actually dead? 836 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:08,489 Actually, Ms. Gossett, 837 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:11,033 things have changed in that regard. Take a look. 838 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:17,456 I'm sorry, but what am I supposed to be seeing here? 839 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,333 That's an X-ray of Barney's stomach. 840 00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:20,876 Remember Barney, the little pig 841 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,336 -you helped me rescue? -Yeah. 842 00:40:22,419 --> 00:40:24,296 That's an X-ray of his lower intestine. 843 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:25,840 -You see this? -Mm-hmm. 844 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:27,508 The medical examiner tells us 845 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:30,177 that's a metacarpal bone from someone's finger. 846 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:33,013 And she's pretty sure that these are teeth. 847 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,640 And apparently, 848 00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:36,475 the poor little guy's been having a hard time 849 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,685 passing these objects, 850 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,395 or they wouldn't still be in his stomach. 851 00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:42,189 Are you suggesting that the person who killed Melissa 852 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,400 fed her to this pig? 853 00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:45,317 Not just Barney. 854 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:48,237 Barney and some other pigs at the farm. 855 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:51,824 I don't even know what to say. 856 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,577 And I certainly don't understand 857 00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:59,415 how you could suppose that I am involved in any of this. 858 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:02,209 Ms. Gossett, are you the registered owner 859 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,253 of a snub-nosed .38-caliber revolver? 860 00:41:04,336 --> 00:41:06,088 I am. 861 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:08,048 I bought it a few years ago for protection. 862 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,718 There was a series of threats against the coalition. 863 00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:13,387 Do you see this spot here? 864 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:17,349 The medical examiner thinks that this is a bullet, 865 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:19,852 which is odd, because as far as anyone can tell, 866 00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:21,437 Barney has never been shot. 867 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,396 DEVALOS: I'd be willing to bet 868 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,940 not only that that bullet is .38 caliber, 869 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,401 but that it could be matched to your gun. 870 00:41:27,484 --> 00:41:29,904 And I'm sure you'd agree, with evidence like that, 871 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:33,032 it would connect you to Melissa's remains 872 00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:34,491 in a very significant way. 873 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,076 The amazing thing is that 874 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,579 all the other pigs who were fed Melissa's remains 875 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,623 were slaughtered a few days later. 876 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:45,169 Any evidence that they might have held for us is gone. 877 00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:50,090 If you hadn't helped me rescue Barney, 878 00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:52,426 we really wouldn't have much of a case right now. 879 00:41:52,509 --> 00:41:54,220 DEVALOS: I dispatched a forensic team 880 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,931 to the AgroUnited Farm to investigate the possibility 881 00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:58,807 that you disposed of Shane Carnahan's body 882 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,351 in a similar fashion. 883 00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:02,228 In the meantime, my office is speaking 884 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:04,480 with a veterinary surgeon who says that he's willing 885 00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:06,315 to remove the evidence from the pig's stomach 886 00:42:06,398 --> 00:42:07,733 so that you can be charged. 887 00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:10,152 My advice... 888 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,821 Confess to both these murders right now, 889 00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:15,491 spare the city the expense of a trial, 890 00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:19,620 and I won't pursue the death penalty when I prosecute you. 891 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:22,456 ALLISON: Otherwise, Barney is going to have to go 892 00:42:22,539 --> 00:42:25,209 under the knife for a surgery he doesn't even need. 893 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:29,255 Come on, Ms. Gossett. 894 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:32,341 You're still against animal cruelty, aren't you?